{"title":"1994 Series","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePREPARE FOR MAXIMUM DEPLOYMENT!\u003c\/b\u003e Welcome to the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003e1994 Series\u003c\/b\u003e—the premiere drop from \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"82\"\u003eSTIFF COMPETITION COLLECTIBLES\u003c\/b\u003e. We’ve stripped away the \"soft\" world of modern merchandise and returned to the era of high-gloss plastic, 5-point articulation, and raw industrial grit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"12\"\u003eSTIFF COMPETITION\u003c\/b\u003e arsenal. Each asset is engineered for maximum structural integrity, featuring the iconic \"Electric 94\" color palette and a fixed-axis vertical chassis for total rigidity. Whether you are outfitting your HQ with official gear or locking in your \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"274\"\u003eDigital Twin\u003c\/b\u003e on the blockchain, these units are built to stay up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSERIES SPECIFICATIONS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eULTRA-RIGID DESIGN:\u003c\/b\u003e No sag, no drag, just pure static power.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e1994 \"EXTREME\" VIBE:\u003c\/b\u003e High-gloss finishes and gritty warehouse aesthetics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRETAIL-READY GEAR:\u003c\/b\u003e Engineered for high-pressure situations and manual locking holds.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSTIFF COMPETITION: ALWAYS STANDING TALL AND READY FOR ACTION!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"14\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning: Each unit sold separately. 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The\nhigh-contrast yellow background forces the viewer to focus on the detail of his\nblond hair and blue eyes as he faces the pressure of the moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Grip is depicted from the shoulders up in his classic\nblue and yellow singlet, showing the physical definition required for\nheavy-duty manual locking holds. Topped with the \"Always Standing\nTall\" motto and the \"Stiff Competition\" Est. 1994 branding, this\nprint serves as a high-end reminder that even when surprised, structural\nintegrity remains the priority. Ideal for collectors seeking the\n\"Extreme\" aesthetic of the 90s.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 45cm x 65cm (Vertical\n     Orientation)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBackground:\u003c\/b\u003e\n     High-saturation Yellow\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\n     Museum-grade archival paper for long-term deployment\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBranding:\u003c\/b\u003e\n     Official 1994 Series technical text overlay\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLogistics:\u003c\/b\u003e\n     Produced on demand with zero minimums\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e Warning: Not responsible for sudden loss\nof rigidity during display. 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