{"product_id":"sc-94-museum-art-major-wood-explosive","title":"SC-94 MUSEUM ART: Major Wood  (EXPLOSIVE)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT TITLE:\u003c\/b\u003e SC-94 Premium Portrait: Major Wood – 45cm x 65cm\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePRODUCT DESCRIPTION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWitness the moment of ultimate structural testing with this 45cm\nx 65cm museum-quality portrait of \"Major Wood.\" This rare 1994 Series\nasset captures Major Wood, reacting\nto an unexpected load while maintaining his signature unyielding form. The\nhigh-contrast yellow background forces the viewer to focus on the detail of his\nblond hair and blue eyes as he faces the pressure of the moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTopped with the \"Always Standing\nTall\" motto and the \"Stiff Competition\" Est. 1994 branding, this\nprint serves as a high-end reminder that even when surprised, structural\nintegrity remains the priority. Ideal for collectors seeking the\n\"Extreme\" aesthetic of the 90s.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\n\u003chr\u003e\n\n\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 45cm x 65cm (Vertical\n     Orientation)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBackground:\u003c\/b\u003e\n     High-saturation Yellow\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e\n     Museum-grade archival paper for long-term deployment\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBranding:\u003c\/b\u003e\n     Official 1994 Series technical text overlay\u003c\/li\u003e\n \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eLogistics:\u003c\/b\u003e\n     Produced on demand with zero minimums\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDISCLAIMER:\u003c\/b\u003e Warning: Not responsible for sudden loss\nof rigidity during display. Each unit is engineered for maximum durability.\nAvoid contact with low-viscosity competitors.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Stiff Competition","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42982772998238,"sku":"6a901d52-10e8-461b-8a4d-1cf3ba46111a","price":22.61,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0661\/7428\/7966\/files\/ec65edd2-3365-4bf4-9674-612bee3e34cb.webp?v=1783491521","url":"https:\/\/www.stiffcompetition.shop\/products\/sc-94-museum-art-major-wood-explosive","provider":"stiffcompetition.shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}