Travel Series #0091
Travel Series #0091
HAMMERIN' HANKY sweeps the field at the Sydney Mardi Gras, showing off his glittering, rainbow-streaked tool! Packed into an ultra-tight, sparkling safety vest, his massive bare chest is thrust forward as he anchors his heavy mallet, proving his hardware can satisfy any massive crowd.
Released from 32 years of dark storage, Hammerin' Hanky celebrates structural pride in Australia. Flanked by energetic dancers and with the Harbour Bridge in the background, he confirms his signature power-pound arm configuration is fully optimized for high-intensity crowd interactions.
Structural Rigidity: 98
Tactical Girth: 85
Innuendo Intensity: 96
Friction Force: 60
Warning: Not responsible for sudden loss of rigidity during play. Each figure sold separately.
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