Collection: 1994 Series
PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM DEPLOYMENT!
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SC-94 "Major Wood" Tactical Morning Ordnance (15oz Collector’s Edition)
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SC-94 "The Rear Admiral" Rapid Periscope Deployment (15oz Collector’s Edition)
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SC-94 CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT: THE VELVET PYTHON (UNWRAP ME, SLOWLY)
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SC-94 CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT: HAMMERIN' HANKY (TOOLS OUT, FOR SANTA)
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SC-94 CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT: THE REAR ADMIRAL (BIG SACK, SPECIAL DELIVERY)
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SC-94 CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT: THE GRIP (NEED A HAND, WITH YOUR PACKAGE?)
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SC-94 CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT: SLICK WILLY (GREASED UP, FOR CHRISTMAS)
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SC-94 CHRISTMAS T-SHIRT: MAJOR WOOD (UP ALL NIGHT, ON SANTA DUTY)
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SC-94 T-SHIRT: SLICK WILLY (SLIPS IN EASY, SLIDES OUT SLOW)
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SC-94 T-SHIRT: SLICK WILLY (SLIPS IN EASY, SLIDES OUT SLOW)
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SC-94 T-SHIRT: THE VELVET PYTHON (FULL LENGTH, NEVER SOFT)
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SC-94 T-SHIRT: MAJOR WOOD (UP AT DAWN, NEVER AT EASE)
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SC-94 T-SHIRT: THE VELVET PYTHON (FULL LENGTH, NEVER SOFT)
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SC-94 T-SHIRT: MAJOR WOOD (UP AT DAWN, NEVER AT EASE)
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SC-94 T-SHIRT: THE GRIP (FIRM HANDS ON, NEVER LETS GO)
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SC-94 T-SHIRT: HAMMERIN' HANKY (TOOLS OUT, HARD HAT ON)
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PREPARE FOR MAXIMUM DEPLOYMENT! Welcome to the 1994 Series—the premiere drop from STIFF COMPETITION COLLECTIBLES. We’ve stripped away the "soft" world of modern merchandise and returned to the era of high-gloss plastic, 5-point articulation, and raw industrial grit.
This is the STIFF COMPETITION arsenal. Each asset is engineered for maximum structural integrity, featuring the iconic "Electric 94" color palette and a fixed-axis vertical chassis for total rigidity. Whether you are outfitting your HQ with official gear or building your collection, these units are built to stay up.
SERIES SPECIFICATIONS:
- ULTRA-RIGID DESIGN: No sag, no drag, just pure static power.
- 1994 "EXTREME" VIBE: High-gloss finishes and gritty warehouse aesthetics.
RETAIL-READY GEAR: Engineered for high-pressure situations and manual locking holds.
STIFF COMPETITION: ALWAYS STANDING TALL!
Warning: Each unit sold separately. Not responsible for sudden loss of rigidity during play.















