Slick Willy
Figure 4 of 6 · Series One
Slick Willy
Wrestler · Evasion
Field file
Slick Willy is so heavily oiled he’s impossible to pin and always ready for a slippery encounter. A tactical master of the mat, he wins by being far too slick for any opponent to handle. He spends hours applying high-grade industrial lubricants to his glistening PVC skin. Banned from major arenas for “hazardous leakage,” he specialises in high-speed, zero-friction entries and high-gloss finishes.
Every figure keeps two treasured personal items close at hand. Meet the totems.
Signature blurbNobody pins him. He slides in well oiled, and he slips out before anyone can get a grip.
Finishing moveThe slippery slide-in.
LoreRealized early that with enough industrial-grade oil, nobody can pin him. A former tag-team champion, he is banned from three major wrestling leagues and most public park slides for excess lubricant.
Catchphrases
“Coming in slippery!”
“You can’t pin what you can’t grab.”
“Glisten and learn, boys.”
“I’m coming in hot, and I’m coming in slippery.”
From the archive
Listed on the 1994 trade sell sheet as a Wrestler. An unmasked variant has since surfaced.
Trump card
RIG · Ultra-Rigidity90
INT · Innuendo Intensity95
FRC · Friction Force08
GIR · Tactical Girth82
Rigid-dyne lab photo
One of the only surviving photographs of Slick Willy in his original packaging.
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