Hammerin’ Hanky
Figure 3 of 6 · Series One
Hammerin’ Hanky
Construction · Heavy Trades
Field file
Hanky knows a solid foundation is the key to a job well done. He’s got the biggest tools in the business and loves pounding away until the whole ground starts shaking. He’s the first guy you call when you need some serious pipe laid. Sure, he’s been in trouble for “polishing his hammer” on company time, but he just takes a lot of pride in his hardware. He’s used to handling things that are way too big for most, but he’s always got the right tool for the job!
Every figure keeps two treasured personal items close at hand. Meet the totems.
Signature blurbHe’s got the heaviest tools on the construction site. When Hanky starts pounding, the whole foundation shakes.
Finishing moveThe nail-driver.
LoreRumour has it he was fired from seven jobs for “over-polishing his hammer” on company time. Another rumour says it was because he refuses to wear a shirt, claiming it restricts his range of motion. Specializes in foundations and laying pipe.
Catchphrases
“I’m here for the big project. Heavy tool ready.”
“I’ve got the right tool for the job. It’s heavy duty.”
“I’m here to lay some pipe. It’s a big project.”
“I don’t stop until the job is fully extended.”
From the archive
Listed on the 1994 trade sell sheet as a Construction Worker.
Trump card
RIG · Ultra-Rigidity96
INT · Innuendo Intensity80
FRC · Friction Force70
GIR · Tactical Girth94
Rigid-dyne lab photo
One of the only surviving photographs of Hammerin’ Hanky in his original packaging.
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