Major Wood
Major Wood
Field file
The most rigid commander to ever hit the barracks! Major Wood is a “hard-line” strategist who believes if it isn’t standing tall, it isn’t ready for combat. Famous for his massive hardware and a “thrust-first” tactical approach, he remains unbent despite rumours of a discharge for “camouflaging his long-range sensor” in public restrooms, or for “excessive camouflage in civilian bathrooms.” He refuses to sit, claiming “softness is a security risk,” making him the firmest — and most confused — soldier in the field!
Every figure keeps two treasured personal items close at hand. Meet the totems.
Catchphrases
From the archive
The only figure on the January 1994 sell sheet listed by unit designation. A field pack was planned and never surfaced.
Trump card
Rigid-dyne lab photo
One of the only surviving photographs of Major Wood in his original packaging.
Meet the other five
The Rear Admiral
Hammerin’ Hanky
The Grip
Slick Willy
The Velvet PythonInterview with Major Wood
Character reveal
Transmissions Archive
Collectors say
“Six Major Wood mugs in the cupboard, the Major stands tall for whoever opens it.”
Bill, UK · Major Wood Tactical Morning Ordnance mug“The Stiff and Slippery Ringer t-shirt gets a reaction every single time.”
Bill, UK · Stiff & Slippery ringer tee