The Rear Admiral
Figure 2 of 6 · Series One
The Rear Admiral
Naval Officer · Logistics
Field file
The Rear Admiral is a precision logistics specialist perpetually seeking a fresh port for his heavy cargo. Having been at sea so long he’s forgotten how “land-lubbers” talk, he focuses exclusively on finding a sturdy vessel for immediate boarding. Whether conducting a deep-water depth check or forcing entry into a tight dock, the Admiral won’t drop anchor until his massive displacement is fully secured and his cargo is successfully offloaded.
Every figure keeps two treasured personal items close at hand. Meet the totems.
Signature blurbThe king of the high seas and the low blows. He specializes in “stern” maneuvers and is always looking for a fresh port to dock in.
Finishing moveThe deep dive.
LoreCarries a telescope everywhere to scout uncharted waters. Claims he once found a secret island made entirely of plastic. Most people think he got lost in the bathtub.
Catchphrases
“Requesting immediate boarding!”
“Permission to come aboard? I’ve got a heavy cargo.”
“Preparing for a deep dive in the danger zone.”
“I’m looking for a sturdy vessel to handle my high seas.”
“Anchors aweigh! Prepare for a deep dive.”
From the archive
Listed on the 1994 trade sell sheet as a Naval Officer.
Trump card
RIG · Ultra-Rigidity90
INT · Innuendo Intensity94
FRC · Friction Force55
GIR · Tactical Girth88
Rigid-dyne lab photo
One of the only surviving photographs of The Rear Admiral in his original packaging.
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