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Travel Series #0057

Travel Series #0057

Regular price £30.00 GBP
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HAMMERIN' HANKY extends both arms fully to become the ultimate hands-on timekeeper! Stretching his hyper-muscular chassis completely horizontal across Big Ben, he's turning London's clock face into his personal stretching rack.

Released from 32 years of confinement, Hammerin' Hanky tests maximum horizontal alignment vectors over Westminster. He reports that pointing out both directions simultaneously on the dial shows top-tier physical symmetry.

Structural Rigidity: 98

Tactical Girth: 85

Innuendo Intensity: 96

Friction Force: 60

Warning: Not responsible for sudden loss of rigidity during play. Each figure sold separately.

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